29.6.04

Still no sign 

The VA's getting ever more concerned.

It's now two days PGW (Post George Wander) and, barring a few drunk claims on Saturday night, we have no leads. As for the drunken claimed sightings of George having a pint in the King's Head and then hopping on the W7 to Muswell Hill: we have your number; and it'll appear here if you do it again you naughty lad!

Hey, threatening Westbrook! A bit of work required there I think. Hmmm.

The poster campaign is attracting lots of attention though, and some of the number tabs have been carefully removed. A good sign I suppose.

We're "holding thumbs" as they say in South Africa, instead of "fingers crossed".

Do you really think they say that? According to my guide book to Cape Town they do. We're off to Cape Town soon. And from there to Zambia. And from there to Zanzibar! I learned last week from a friend who's working at what will be our safari lodge in Zambia, that there are lots of local monkeys. She added that they are of a species notable for their bright blue sweetbreads!

This got me thinking. Is George worried that he'll not fit in when we arrive? I can't say I've ever looked, but I suspect that I'd have noticed if he had a couple of bright five-pointers in his lunchbox. Forget Banners and the local hymn hall! I'm off to Crouch End's tattoo shop! If they've tales of a recent simian request for testicular repigmentation, then our lead-drought might be over.

"Holding thumbs"? Well, they call traffic lights "robots", and the monkeys have blue bollocks so I guess it's entirely plausible.

Comments:
Hey, this is the South African Big Dog.

I saw the monkey, hey. Yah. By the robots after the circle. I'll catch him just now. No way, monkey hey? Yah.
 
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